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Wednesday, February 7, 2024

The Darkness All Around Us Review Spotlight


Resident Evil meets Zombie Land in this action-packed adventure by Megan Boley! Coming early this spring!

The author would also like to invite people to join her ARC team. All members will receive character art prints with their ARC! See author’s bio for link!


Looking for that new book that is going to have you coming back for more? Well, congratulations! You've just discovered that next book! Author Megan Boley has geared one up for you and that is especially true for fans of Resident Evil (waves hand) and Zombie Land! Okay, we've not seen Zombie Land...well, not all of it anyways, but when you say "Resident Evil" and MORE zombies? Yeah, we're on board. LOL! 

The Darkness All Around Us starts off the story with our first FMC, Stella. Stella is holed up, safe...for now, but she's dealing with some issues in her current predicament. Death. No, she's not dying, but she has an "unwelcome friend" with her. Or does she? The truth of it won't come out until a surprise appearance by another character, but it definitely builds the suspense, and your eagerness to delve deeper into this book. So, it works! LOL!

The story will then shift to another FMC, Penny. Each of these characters is dealing with their own troubles in this world torn apart by chaos, destruction, and death. The interesting thing about Penny? She's looking for our girl, Stella. The big question? Why. The good news? We don't have to wait long for that answer! But prepare to have the fires of "the need to know more" to be lit! Because once they are...you're going to DE-VOUR this book! Let the fires rage!!

This book is a page-turner. It has a gripping storyline, packed with a nice cast of characters, tons of drama, and twists that you just won't see coming. Be forewarned for those expecting a "quick" read...this book is CHONKY!! We absolutely loved it! You're simply going to want to push the world aside, say "Leave me in peace to devour this book" and go. LOL! So, be prepared for that. Of course, you could just wait until the weekend, because then you'll have every reason to shut off the phone, leave the t.v. off, and pretend the world outside doesn't exist.

What's more though is that this is just the beginning!! Yes! That's right! Just the beginning! There's more to come and we're here for it all! We can't wait to find out what comes next, because this book was so good! 

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you to the author, Megan Boley, and R&R Book Tours for the opportunity to read and review this book! We look forward to what comes next! 

The Darkness All Around Us

Expected Publication Date: March 26, 2024

Genre: Adult Dystopian Thriller

✨️Resident Evil meets Zombieland – high stakes with moments of humor and levity️
✨️A broody general & a mysterious stranger on a motorcycle
✨️2 slow burn romance subplots feat. the gentlemen mentioned above☝️
✨️Loads of action, adventure, and twists
✨️Badas$ women literally everywhere
✨️Found family

It’s 2085 in a post-disaster America where a nefarious pharmaceutical company controls all aspects of life. A scientist on the run is ripped from her safe haven and has no choice but to surrender to the trust of a man who might as well wear a “danger” sign on his forehead.

But when she discovers she holds the key to the country’s salvation, she must decide how far she’s willing to go to destroy the company before it unleashes a nightmare army of feral creatures—even if it means teaming up with her worst enemies and dragging her darkest demons into the light.

And time is running out. The company’s plans are close to fruition…

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About the Author

Megan Boley is a science fiction and urban fantasy author. She loves writing stories with badass women, grumpy men, and a healthy dose of plot twists. If she’s not plotting the triumph (or demise) of her next set of characters, you’ll find her at jiu jitsu or reading on the beach.

Megan Boley


Book tour organized by: @rrbooktours1






 

Friday, December 29, 2023

Bunny's Top Books for 2023

Bunny's Top Books for 2023 


2023 is coming to a close, and I wanted to end it on a high note. I've read many books, joined multiple book tours, and discovered many new authors. It's been a great year! Despite some of the negativity, I've enjoyed most of it, and, unfortunately, overloaded myself a few times. LOL! I'm not hitting my Goodreads goal this year, but we'll see what the new year holds. Hopefully lots of fun books, and more new discoveries! 

Now! I'm going to share with you some of my top favorites of this year. You're going to see a couple of authors on here twice. Yes, twice! Why? Because they've written some seriously good books! Also, those books may or may not be part of an ongoing series. LOL! 

Before we get into the list...these are not in any particular order!!! So, don't get mad at me (authors who are featured. LOL). Seriously! I love you all. LOL! 


#1 Curse of the Fallen


H.C. Newell's Fallen Light series was a series I discovered this year through Escapist Book Tours. OMG! This book (and series) is ridiculously good! Looking for a page-turner that will keep you coming back for more? Then grab this book. Side note, if you haven't grabbed a copy yet, this book (book 1) is still available for $0.99!! It's a steal! Though I will warn you of this...book one's ending? It's going to have you raging. Good news for you? Books two and three are readily available! LOL! 

Wondering if books 2 and 3 make my list of faves? You bet! 

#2 The Forbidden Realms

Nerana's story continues in H.C. Newell's second book in the series, The Forbidden Realms. Book two picks up where book one left off and keeps you page-turning to find out what Nerana is going to be up against as she finds herself deep in the wastelands. 
Newell paints such vivid pictures in this book that you can almost picture yourself there with the characters alongside them. Nerana must fight for every inch of ground she claims with her feet, and try to stay ahead of those who hunt her. This addition to the series is riveting. Make sure you clear your schedule, grab snacks, and hide from your responsibilities and family to get through this book. LOL! 


#3 Shadows of Nyn'Dira

Shadows of Nyn'Dira is the "fourth" book in the series and H.C. Newell's latest release in the series. This cover is honestly my favorite out of the entire series. I mean, look at it! It's gorgeous! Newell's epic storytelling and world-building continue in this book and it is phenomenal. The world-building is absolutely captivating and the author introduces some new characters that are truly going to engage you even more. 

Want to check out the series for yourself? Click on the link and get started! 


#4 Sea of Souls

Sea of Souls is another gem that I discovered through Escapist Book Tours. Author N.C. Scrimgeour promises readers selkies, drama, danger, open ocean, and secrets, and boy does this author deliver! As a reader, I was swept away. The author beautifully mixes together Scottish folklore with dark fantasy and a touch of magic. Don't go into this book expecting magic everywhere because you'll be disappointed, so make a note of that. Understand? LOL
This author writes an engaging story that will keep you gripped as the main character navigates what she must do. But does she seek the truth? Or honor the promise that she made to her brother? Minor spoiler alert...prepare to have your mind...BLOWN! 
Love a good fantasy novel? Love pirates, high seas, and mythical creatures? Grab this book! 

Available now on Amazon

#5 Gothic 

Let's shift gears here for a minute and move to horror. If you know me, you know I loooooooooooovvvee horror. LOL! The gorier, creepier, the more twisted the better. If it has elements of the supernatural consider me sold and your new best friend. LOL! 
Gothic is Philip Fracassi's contribution to the horror community and OMG! This book is stupid good! Gothic was the first book that I have read by Fracassi and I couldn't put it down. I wasn't even halfway through the book before I was like "okay, what else has he written because I want it all!" LOL! 
Love a book about cursed items? Twisted elements that keep you coming back for more? Then Gothic is going to be the book for you! 

Gothic is available now on Amazon

#6 Starlight Jewel
E.L. Lyons has created a true gem with their book, Starlight Jewel. If the cover doesn't pique your interest I encourage you to read the blurb for this book - assassins, half-human hybrids, a brewing war, secrets, and a slow-burn romance. This book is chef's kiss. Gripping, tantalizing, and a real page-turner. 
You'll meet Axly, a hybrid assassin with one goal in mind - do whatever it takes to protect her human half-brother. She has escaped her old way of life, but if returning to it means her brother is safe it's what she'll do. 
This is the first book that I have read by E.L. Lyons and let me tell you...I DE-VOURED this book. When it was done? I was literally begging the author for more. Yes, this book is going to be part of a series. Rejoice people! There will be more to come! When? Uh...yeah, I don't know, but hopefully next year! We'll just have to wait and see because creativity takes time and I'm willing to wait. 
This book is absolutely worth checking out and easily earns its place in my list of top faves. 

Grab a copy on Amazon

#7 Heros of the Empire: The Cavalier
Heroes of the Empire: The Cavalier is the first book in author Israh Azizi's new series, and this book is jaw-droppingly good. I discovered this book through a tour with R&R Book Tours where I was able to read and review this book. If you want, you can find my review and read it for yourself on my blog. 
Author Azizi creates a truly fantastic epic fantasy world where the world is crumbling as war rampages across the landscape. It's wildly good. 
You're going to meet an array of characters, but the story will primarily focus on two - Velamir and Natassa. Both characters are on opposite ends of the spectrum but they work together to bring an engaging story to life that will keep you coming back for more. The downside? The cliffhanger ending! Granted, I read this book earlier this year, so I've been sitting on pins and needles for book two. 
Good news though! Book two was published last month!!! I just learned this so onto my wishlist book two goes! Hopefully, I'll be able to grab it for my birthday! 
Readers who enjoy a page-turning epic fantasy novel should absolutely grab this book! 

Grab a copy today on Amazon

#8 The Return of the Knights 
Another gem that was discovered through Escapist Book Tours, The Return of the Knights by Gregory Kontaxis is another epic fantasy readers dream come true. This book gives you fantastic world-building along with a TON of drama that will keep you glued to the pages. 
The book starts off in one direction before quickly shifting to war (yes, another one) marching across the land. A usurper is on the march to claim a crown that is not his to have. He's destroying everything in his path. No one and nothing is safe. Either you are with him and you live (if you survive the fights) or you're against him and you will die. 
This book is "Game of Thrones meets Greek mythology." When they say this they are not lying. Prepare for jaw-dropping moments, and a strong desire to isolate yourself from the world until you have reached the final page of this book. Yes, it is that good. While I wait, patiently impatient, I will be taking the time to reread this book so that when book two comes...I'm primed and ready to devour. LOL! 
You're getting a lot with this book - drama, secrets, war, magic, chaos, and...yes, a cliffhanger. But it's worth it!! So...grab a copy!! 

Available on Amazon 

#9 Golden
Golden by Shannon Mayer is the start of a new series that takes The Little Mermaid throws it in a shaker and throws in Loki and gives it a good shake. Because that's how we like our books...shaken...not stirred. LOL! This book is a fantastic start to the series and had me screaming for more. Which is why book 2 comes screaming into the next slot on the list! 

#10 Glitter
If you thought that being turned into a golden retriever was bad, wait until you dive into book 2! Things are getting even more chaotic! Cin, the main character, has a ton of shit on her plate and it's epic. Everyone, and I mean practically EVERYONE is out to get her. Why? Well, I can't tell you that! That'd be like opening up a dam of information because once we get going...we ain't stopping! LOL! Just know, this book gives you tons to enjoy while giving you some of the old Viking gods. Brace yourself for utter chaos and tons of shenanigans that author Shannon Mayer is absolutely notorious for when it comes to her books. 

Grab yours today on Amazon

#11 A Breaking of Realms
Breaking of Realms is the first book in the Realm Breaker series and this book is an epic fantasy novel that readers are not going to want to miss out on. Do you love dragons? Grab this book. Do you love a good fantasy novel? Grab this book! Do you love chonky books? Grab. This. Book! Okay, grab book two as well, because the author has written something truly fantastic with this series. Don't worry book three is scheduled to drop late next year. Cue excited screaming because you know I'm doing it. LOL! 
This book has dragons, elves, war, drama, chaos and so much more. You're getting fantastic characters, amazing world-building, and fantastical dragons and other creatures. This book is ridiculously good and one that is highly recommended by this reader. 
Author Jasmine Young has really hit her stride with this series (you'll see once you start reading) and truly shines combining dragons with Vikings, and an epic world that is truly breathtaking. 

Books 1 & 2 are currently available on Amazon

#12 When Monsters Lie
Clocking in on the list is Debbie Cassidy's When Monsters Lie. OMG! This book took me by surprise and kept me coming back for more!! FYI, book four JUST released! So don't hesitate to dive into this series! 
When Monsters Lie is a mix of post-apocalypse meets paranormal and with fantastic results. Monsters roam the world now, and nothing is the same. Humans are scraping by simply trying to survive. Death is an ever-present threat. But there's hope. The celestials. They promise a brighter future and appear...at times, to offer some semblance of hope. But to also collect "chosen" humans to come back with them to their citadel...on Earth. 
Everything goes to pot all across the world when a certain shake-up takes place. Cue utter chaos and me glued to this book like it's going to breathe life into me. LOL! Author Cassidy doesn't just give you the characters, a few close calls, and call it a story. No! She gives you full-blown glimpses of the horrific creatures that roam Earth. It's crazy good but prepare for some serious twists that will have your jaw on the floor and raging for books two, three, and four. 

Check out the series now on Amazon

#13 Oracle's Vision
Here to clock in next is Alan Bayles's Oracle's Vision. This book is a tsunami of drama that will keep you page-turning to the end. The ending isn't as chilling as book one, but you'll be eagerly anticipating what comes next. 
Oracle's Vision is author Bayles's latest addition to his sci-fi series Mirror Wars. Imagine that your reflection was watching you. Plotting against you. Now, imagine that there is an AI intent on conquering the world as you know it and making you their unwilling slave. Sound like a good read? Then this is the book for you! This author explores the theory of the multiverse and doppelgangers. Two worlds under threat, and an all-knowing/seeing being who is looking to help tip the balance in favor of humanity. 
Oracle's Vision packs a punch and certain scenes will absolutely have your jaw on the floor and one in particular will bring tears to your eyes. This author is one you don't want to miss when it comes to epic sci-fi novels. 

This book is not available yet, but it is up for pre-order now on Amazon

#14 The Cat Lady Special
This book's cover may not look like something that will make you stop in your tracks, but the storyline is one that will grab you. Author D.C. Gomez really brings her A-game with this book. It starts out a little dark and may raise some concerns for some readers, but I promise you...it gets better. 
The main character, Angela, is "down on her luck" the world is not on her side right now, but then things take a turn. Her original plans are derailed and she's shown that she still has a purpose on this Earth. 
Prepare for drama, humor (tons of humor), and for this book to put the peddle to the metal and keep you entertained. 
This book is just the first in a series, and I know that I'm eager for to find out what happens next with Angela and her crew. This book is one of those surprise treats that comes out of nowhere and keeps you coming back for more. 

Grab a copy today on Amazon

#15 Plague Unleashed
Yes, another D.C. Gomez book. But trust me, this book deserves its place. Why? Because it's hilarious! Yes, it's book two in a series, but it can be read as a standalone! I promise. I've read book 1, but it's been a good while, so when I dove into book two, it took a minute before I remembered everything. LOL! 
The gang is back! Isis, Bart, Bob, and my favorite, Constantine (the talking cat) are back and ready to rumble! LOL! Okay, maybe not so ready to rumble, because when zombies start popping up... it's chaos. LOL! 
Zombies, disgruntled ex-employees, magic, chaos, and absolute hilarity ensue in this book. The hilarity is center stage with this book as Isis must deal with a running spirit, zombies, another Horseman, and...her dating life...or lack thereof. 
Look, this book and series is absolutely hilarious. Death's Interns are going to have one hell of a time in this book, and you're going to be cracking up the entire way through. This book is an absolute must-read and one of my favorites for 2023. 

Check it out on Amazon 

#16 Bridge to Magic
The Bridge to Magic is Alex Thornbury's debut novel and it is fantastic. A coming of age novel packed with suspense, horror, thrills, and magic. 
Man has gotten rid of magic. But then why is there destruction marching on a relentless path to wipe out everything before it? People seek a place of escape, but with the Blight before them and a tattered bridge behind them...what choices do they have? Stay? Or attempt the bridge and cross to the other side...to the unknown...
This book is a fascinating story that will keep you page-turning to find out what happens next. Book two is recently available so once you devour book one, you can easily move forward to book two and find out what happens next. 
This is yet another book that I couldn't get enough and was fortunate to discover via R&R Book Tours, where I read and reviewed this book this year. It's definitely an engaging character with an interesting character who is just trying to survive, but holds a secret deep inside herself. 

Grab a copy today on Amazon


Well! That wraps things up for me! 2023 has been an epic year packed with tons of great books and I'm already gearing up for 2024! Hopefully, I'll use some sense and allow myself some time to read more books and create a fun schedule, but we'll have to wait and see what shakes out. LOL! 
Thank you for checking out my list, and supporting my blog. I hope that you drop in in the New Year and continue to help support my blog. I never thought I'd stick with it this long, but...here we are. LOL! 
So, thank you for all of your support and for visiting! Hope you and yours have a safe and Happy New Year! See you in 2024!!






































Monday, December 11, 2023

Season for Murder Review Spotlight


Welcome to the book tour for, Season for Murder! Book 3 in the "A FitzMorris Family Mystery" series! Readers who adore cozy mystery novels with fun and engaging characters are not going to want to miss out on this delightful novel! 


A Season for Murder by Anna A. Armstrong is sure to be a favorite of yours before you even reach the end of this novel. Readers who are new to this author will find delight in every page, and a nice dose of humor sprinkled throughout. A killer is on the loose, but there will be no "discovering" who they are and guessing games. No, the killer is known from the beginning, instead it's a game of guessing..."how long will they run free before they are finally brought to justice?"

A Season for Murder is the first book that this reader has read by author Armstrong, but by the time I was halfway through this book I knew that I was officially a new fan. LOL! 

A Season for Murder is an absolutely delightful novel set in a small town in England. You're dropped into a cemetary where a killer is plotting murder. And not just one...no, the killer has already committed one, and she intends to commit more if it will get her to her goal. Funnily enough, the goal benefits her by proxy! She craves approval, and status, and this...this goal will get her exactly that...in a round-about way. 

There is so much drama to be found in this book and it is absolutely delightful. There are close calls with near deaths of characters, romance is brewing between multiple couples, and holiday gatherings to prepare for. Tristan, Vivian's godson, is coming home with an unexpected companion. Look out! Because Vivian is not going to be pleased and Tristan unwittingly adds a new name to her already lengthy list of people to give the "boot." Poor Emily deserves better than Tristan's attempts at thwarting his godmother concerning him getting married. 

Of course, hilarity ensues in more situations than not. Some are truly hilarious and will have you literally laughing out loud. One in particular is when Vivian is told by Emily, Tristan's "fake fiance" that she's allergic to shellfish. Vivian, absolutely outraged, demands that Emily eat them anyways! One might be "naive" enough to chalk it up to "shock" but it's honestly jaw-droppingly hilarious. Look out folks! Vivian is unhinged and dangerous! LOL! 

The storyline is well-written and will keep readers engaged from beginning to end. This book can be read as a standalone, so readers who haven't read the previous book will find that this novel is easy to read and enjoy on it's own. There are hints dropped here and there of previous incidents in the other books, but it doesn't take away from the enjoyability of this novel. 

The characters, overall, are enjoyable. The characters that the author wants you to like or love are easily likeable. Dee is an especially enjoyable character. She's bright, energetic, easy-going, and very considerate of others. She's definitely someone you would love to have in your life. That's for sure! LOL! The characters that the author wants readers to dislike is absolutely spot on. Vivian comes off as a quiet evil. Of course, blatant evil gets found out quicker, so she does an excellent job at keeping her evil acts under wraps and playing "innocent" for as long as possible. Another character readers will love to hate will be Victoria. Young, beautiful, member of an influential family, she's got a thing for Tristan, and wastes no time working to humiliate poor Emily. 

This book is an absolute delight from beginning to end. You won't be able to get enough of these characters. The author gives readers a satisfying ending for the present circumstances, while still leaving us eager for more of Cotswold. I know that this reader will be eagerly begging for more future books and adventures with Dee FitzMorris and her friends and family! 

5 out of 5 stars

Thank you to the author, Anna A. Armstrong, and Literally PR for the opportunity to read and review this book! I look forward to what comes next! 

Click here for a free preview of the book! 



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Saturday, October 14, 2023

The Blade of Absolution Review Spotlight

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to the book tour with Escapist Book Tours of Lou Yardley's The Blade of Absolution! We are thrilled to be sharing this book with you today! We hope you enjoy our review of this book & be sure to take a minute to check out the other stops on this tour! 


The Blade of Absolution is the first book in the Volkdrow Chronicles by Lou Yardley. This fantasy series may be kicking off with this book, but there are other books set in the same world. The author is quick to tell you that if you haven't read the other books set in this world, it's not necessary to have done so. (Wipes sweat from brow) What a relief, right? LOL! Of course, if you want to do so you can, but you don't absolutely have to inorder to fully enjoy this book.

Looking at this book's cover you get the sense of a group coming together, especially as the book starts off with just one character, Everfrost. Okay, okay...two. We can't forget or ignore her companion dire-hog, Hero. But then...where is Hero in the cover? Should he be there since he's with Everfrost in the story? Or....*dum dum duuuuuummmmmmm!!!! does something happen to him later on in the story causing his untimely disappearance or demise?! Well, guess you'll have to read to find out. LOL!

Anyways! As the story starts it starts off on the right foot, but then takes a stumble for this reader. There is a lot of redundancy in Everfrost's first chapter. It got to be a bit much. We kept waiting on the repetition to become meaningful. What was the purpose of rephrasing some of the sentences and repeating the same information again and again? We honestly could have done without that because it took us out of the story...often. 

It's okay though! It gets better! We promise! Once the author hits their stride with this book you're going to feel it and see it in their writing style. It evens out and a lot (not all, but most) of the repetition is pushed to the wayside. Thank goodness! Otherwise, it would have really dragged the story down.

The Blade of Absolution gives you multiple characters that you're going to be following throughout this book. Some of the chapters/characters are going to be more engaging than others, but all-in-all, it's a pretty good book. Each character brings something unique to the story, and some bring something dark and twisted. Yummy. 

Some of the characters are looking for information or even someone, while others are on a subtle quest for power. Who wouldn't? Some are more dangerous than others, but none should be taken lightly. While Everfrost, well, she should tread more lightly with her use of magic in a place where only a select few are allowed to have and use magic. Especially when shadows are telling you that you're about to have bigger problems than them. Wait...what?! What do you mean?! Come back you insidious shadows and explain yourselves!!! Dadgummit! Looks like trouble is brewing. Guess we better buckle up, huh? 

The humor is worked into this book in both subtle and not-so-subtle ways. Some humor will jump out at you with LOL moments, and then others will simply draw a snicker or two of you. Okay, fine, some of you will just smirk, but you get it. This book delivers on the humor both in your face and in ways that will make you smirk after the fact. Or just based on the situation that some unfortunate soul has found himself on the wrong side of a certain goblin's teeth. Which goblin you ask? Seriously? Is that a serious question or are you just being an idgit? Any goblin of course! 

When it comes to the other elements this author promises - the adventure, the drama, the fantasy elements, and the splash of gore...Okay. Let's pause. We could have used more than a splash. Maybe a BIG splash! Yes? Yes! LOL! Anyways, getting back on track, this book delivers on the other aspects promised. This book is enjoyable to read, and yes, we didn't need to read the other books connected to this one to fully get into everything going on. 

Though we will say that we probably will check out the other books just to get the full immersion into this new fantasy world and see if we can't hunt up some of those "easter eggs" hinted at for those who've read the other books by this author. 

Who should check out this book you ask? Good question! Anyone who has read books by this author for one, and anyone who loves a good fantasy adventure! The author writes a pretty decent novel. A few stumbles in the beginning, but once they get their legs under them it's an enjoyable story. We look forward to what comes next for Everfrost and the other characters we met in this book! 

4.5 out of 5 stars

Thank you to the author, Lou Yardley, and Escapist Book Tours for the opportunity to read and review this book! We look forward to what comes next! 

Want more? Keep reading! An excerpt can be found below along with info about the author and where to buy! 




                                                        Book Information:

The Blade of Absolution by Lou Yardley
Series: The Volkdrow Chronicles
Genre: Dark Fantasy/“Fiendish Fantasy”
Intended Age Group: Adult
Pages: 514
Published: June 23, 2023
Publisher: The Goblin Storybook (Self Published)



Content/Trigger Warnings:



Shown on Page (things clearly told to the reader):

  • Gore (a lil bit)

  • Violence (a lil bit)

  • Child murder/harm

  • Some body horror

  • A touch of general grossness in places

Alluded to (things only mentioned in passing or hinted at):

  • Discrimination against Orcs






Book Blurb:



One sword... a whole load of chaos!

Part dungeon break, part magical sword heist, “The Blade of Absolution” kicks off “The Volkdrow Chronicles” with a hearty dose of monsters, magic, and mayhem.

Set in the monstrous world of Venari, deep in the sprawling city of Red Fern, “The Blade of Absolution” follows Everfrost as she goes in search of adventure and her ever-so-slightly nefarious father. Things don’t quite go to plan and, as chaos ensues, she meets Woodrow (a half-orc assassin), Pyggbe (an untrustworthy goblin), and Yelkrie (another untrustworthy goblin... but with a trick or two up her sleeve). Will they work together or will they be at each other’s throats?

For those familiar with Lou Yardley’s Venari tales, this book will introduce you to characters and monsters old and new. If you’re brand new to this world, get comfy and prepare yourself for some epic fiendish fantasy, adventure, monsters, foul-language, odd humour, and a splash of gore.

Caution: This fiendish fantasy may contain monsters and swearing.

Actually, it absolutely does contain both of those things.





See Also: 

Dungeon Break • Magical Sword Heist • Pesky Goblins




Chapter 1 - Stepping Through the Door


Stepping through a door when one doesn’t know what waits on the other side is foolhardy. Idiotic, even. But then, Everfrost did grip a magical sword in her hand and she had just put an end to a vicious werewolf hybrid, so a random door didn’t seem to pose much of a threat. What did it matter what was on the other side? Even if an unknown foe awaited her, they couldn’t be worse than what she’d already faced. She’d be ready for anything anyway, especially with Absolution firmly lodged in her grip. She was a Monster Hunter now; brave and unstoppable.

Leaving the forest behind, Everfrost and her trusty dire-hog companion Hero, prepared to step through the mystery door. Aside from the fact it appeared slap bang in the middle of Taun Grove and didn’t seem to be attached to anything, the door looked the same as just about every door Everfrost had ever encountered. She supposed it was its absolute mundane normalness that made it seem all the more enticing as she’d been walking through a forest full of creatures that wanted to eat her. Not that she had much to fear in that regard, not with Absolution in her hands. It was still unclear if the sword had chosen her, or if she had chosen it, but holding the blade in her grip just felt right.

Holding her breath as if she was about to dive into a pool of water, she stepped through with Hero at her side.

The world closed in on her. Or, at least, that’s how it felt. An invisible force seemed determined to press against her in all directions. It pressed against her chest and face, making it difficult to breathe. Panic set in. Everfrost looked to Hero for reassurance, but she couldn’t see him.

She couldn’t see anything.

Fear tightened her throat, stopping any air that had made it through the invisible force. Oblivion was going to take her at any moment.

But then she felt Hero at her side. And her knapsack containing her precious, if macabre, cargo on her back. Both things reminded her of who she was, who she had become, and what she had accomplished.

Determination flooded her arteries, but still the invisible force pressed against her.

Just my luck,’ Everfrost thought. ‘After all I’ve been through, I’m going to die because I walked through a stupid door.’

Then, just as soon as the sensation had begun, it stopped. The invisible force pulled away, but slowly, slithering away from her skin, leaving her body. Dragging itself away, the strange force reminded Everfrost of the snot that had filled her when she’d last had a cold. Repulsed, she grimaced before taking a deep breath. She could breathe again. She was out on the other side. The world on the other side of the door was very different to the world of Taun Grove and, as Hero snorted beside her, she knew she’d made the right decision in coming through the door.

At sixteen years old, Everfrost wasn’t in the habit of walking through random doors that appeared to lead to nowhere, but that was what she’d done. Then again, she doubted that most people, no matter what their age, would wander through such a door, let alone believe where the door took them. She was struggling to believe it herself. The door had brought her all the way to the place she’d been intending to travel to, anyway. In front of her stood a gigantic wall and a sleeping guard.

Red Fern was in reach. Everfrost had arrived.

We made it,” she said to the dire-hog. Hero simply snuffled in reply. The creature had only been in her life for a few weeks, but she already felt she could understand what he was trying to tell her. Right now, his snuffle suggested he wanted to explore his new surroundings and Everfrost found she agreed. She turned her attention to the guard.

Snoring softly, the guard slept on, unaware he was being watched. A substantial trail of dribble slithered out the corner of his mouth and crawled down his chin. Having decided not to bother with stealth, Everfrost stalked over to the guard and gently tapped his boot with her own. The guard snored again, muttered something unintelligible, but remained sleeping. Realising the sleeping chap wasn’t a threat, Everfrost placed Absolution back in its scabbard.

I don’t think he’s going to welcome us to this fine city,” Everfrost said. Hero grunted. “Some guard, right? Absolutely useless... let’s hope the fate of the realm doesn’t rest in his hands.” Taking another step closer, Everfrost bent over to study the guard some more. He was unshaven, and his armour was dull and dented. Her experience with the Queen’s Guard was limited, but when thinking of the three she’d met, this man was more of a Burwood than a Gretel or Grub. He certainly wasn’t a member of the Knights of the Green Fire. As if reading her thoughts, Hero snorted and shook his enormous head.

Definitely not the finest example of a guard,” Everfrost agreed.

Nnyeah...” the guard mumbled in his sleep as if in protest. “Got... to...” A snore completed the sentence.

Got to do what?” Everfrost asked. “Do your job? Guard the door? Stop me from just wandering in and doing whatever the gods I wanted?”

The guard said nothing in response, but something had changed. Any relief Everfrost had felt after walking through the door had dissipated. She looked over at Hero to see if he looked as uncomfortable as she felt. The animal shifted nervously from foot to foot, looking like he’d rather be anywhere else than here. In a way, she was glad Hero seemed uneasy; misery really does like company.

For the first time since she’d arrived, she focused her attention on that which was beyond the guard, the door, and the wall. If she was to walk forwards, she’d find herself at the gates to Red Fern. If she was to bypass the mysterious door and walk backwards, she’d end up in the woodland. All around her, shadows moved with malice, her marble-white eye picking up every shift. This was what she had, in the last few hours, taken to calling her ‘Shadowsight’, the result of a particularly unpleasant incident involving the pus of a pre-change-werewolf. Whatever was in that goop enabled her to see shadows that had been invisible to her before. Those shadows acted as a warning system, alerting her to Venari’s monsters before pretty much anyone else could see or hear them. Right now, they were telling her that danger lurked in the woods. ‘Just our luck,’ she thought, ‘and I thought Taun Grove was bad. This place is crawling with Abyssus-knows-what.’

It’s probably best to stick with our plan, anyway,” she said to Hero. “Red Fern awaits.” Everfrost held out her hand, gesturing for the dire-hog to take the lead. The animal did just that. Everfrost followed, and to her relief, the menacing shadows stayed where they were. She signalled to Hero to stop and then turned to watch the treeline. The shadows didn’t move past it, seemingly unable to move any closer. Something held them at bay.

Coulda done with that in Elkbury,” she said, trying not to think about how many lives could have been saved if her village had possessed defenses like that. Would her mother still be alive? Her friend Fenla? How many had died needlessly in the Banishment ritual? When she had lived in Elkbury, all she’d wanted to do was escape and see the world. So far, the world had just done everything it could to tear her apart. Deciding she’d stared into the shadows enough, she turned back and walked towards the large closed gates. The gates loomed over her, denying her access. It was easy to imagine guards on top of the wall, looking down at her. She wondered if they were as incompetent as their sleeping colleague.

Just as she was about to call out and demand to be let in, a strange smell caught her attention. All along the wall, small red toadstools grew, their tiny heads resplendent in the moonlight. The smell was repugnant, but there was something about it that drew her towards it. It was the same pull that had led her to her sword. Finding Absolution had been one of the best things Everfrost had ever done; it stood to reason these tiny toadstools would take her on a similar path.

I wouldn’t touch them if I were you,” a voice said. The words floated towards her, almost dreamlike.

Everfrost looked up to the top of the wall, but could see no-one.

Over here,” the voice said. Everfrost sighed as she realised where it was coming from. With her hand on Absolution’s hilt, she turned back towards the woodland. Just as before, at the forest’s edge, countless shadows waited. One of those shadows moved more frantically than the others, as if trying to get her attention.

Come closer,” the shadow said, “please.”

You’d best leave me alone,” Everfrost replied. Hero whimpered slightly at her side. “I’m a monster slayer.” Despite having slain a few monsters so far, Everfrost’s voice remained light and unthreatening, reminding her she was still a teenage girl and not an invincible being sent from the gods to rid Venari of monstrous creatures.

A monster slayer, eh?” the voice said, seeming to think it over. “Well, I suppose you’re in the right place. You’ll find plenty of monsters here, both in and outside those walls.... but things are never quite what they seem. Why don’t you come closer? I think we can help each other.”

You want me to come closer? No chance.” Everfrost drew Absolution from its scabbard to show she meant business. The young girl of only a few weeks ago probably would have spoken to the voice without question, but Everfrost had learnt that trust was a valuable thing. One that had too high a price when given away to the wrong person. “I won’t fall for your dirty tricks.”

There are no tricks here, I promise you.” To its credit, the dreamy voice did sound sincere, but then again, that was exactly the way someone who was trying to trick you would sound. Everfrost squinted into the shadow, trying to make out details, but there were none to be found. “Please come closer,” the voice tried again.

No. You’re wasting your time.”

You’re probably right to be wary,” the voice said. “It’s not wise to trust strangers in these parts. So, I’ll do my best to stop being a stranger and to earn your trust. My name is Mildred Rutland.”

Should that mean anything to me?” Everfrost asked.

I very much doubt it,” Mildred replied, the shadow the voice appeared to be coming from stepping closer. “But I hope you understand I mean you no harm... but I also know it’s hard to trust a ghost you’ve just met in the Woods of Waiting.”

You’re a ghost?”

A thin smile appeared on her translucent face. “I thought that much would have been obvious.”

I suppose it is... but I’ve never seen a ghost before.”

You’re not from around here, are you?” Mildred asked, but she didn’t wait for an answer. “And yet... you came through that door. I don’t see that often. Now that I think about it, I think I’ve only ever seen one person use that door. Everyone else acts like it’s not there.”

What about that guard?” Everfrost asked, glancing back over her shoulder. The guard was still there, snoring like it was going out of fashion.

He just sits near the door... or, rather, where he believes the door to be. His boss just pointed him in the right direction once and he gets into the same position whenever he’s working. Which has been more often in the last few weeks. It’s like he was expecting someone... you, perhaps.” Studying her face closely, Mildred moved closer to Everfrost. “Who are you?”

Everfrost didn’t answer, instead choosing to look between the sleeping guard and the chatty ghost. As far as she was concerned, neither could be trusted at all. Beside her, Hero grunted, showing his impatience.

If you don’t feel like answering, that’s fine... but let me ask you something. Are you planning on heading into Red Fern?” the ghost asked.

Of course. What else am I going to do here?”

The ghost sighed, and Everfrost was sure she saw her roll her eyes. “I’d almost forgotten what teenagers were like,” Mildred said with a small chuckle. “You remind me of my son, but he was never quite as sassy as I think you may be.”

Okay...” Everfrost said, not sure what else to say. She didn’t know Mildred or her son, so she couldn’t really comment. And sassy? Who was she calling sassy?

He’s still in there, you know,” Mildred said. “He’ll be old now. Far older than he has any right being, but he’s still there. I can tell. Or, at least, I haven’t felt him pass on.”

You’ll be able to feel when he dies?”

I expect so... You know what it’s like, the dead sense the dead. I’ve felt every death from within those walls for as long as I’ve been here.”

How long’s that?” Everfrost asked.

Too long,” Mildred said, simply. “Anyway, if you’re going within the walls, I’d appreciate it if you could get a message to my son. His name is Angus Rutland.”

Everfrost thought on this for a moment. “But I don’t know who he is. I don’t know who anyone here is. Why don’t you just tell him yourself? I don’t want to get caught in any family drama. I’ve got enough of that of my own,” she said, thinking about what she hoped to find within Red Fern’s walls. She hadn’t planned to use the magic door to get here, but it seemed fate was working on her side.

Believe me, if I could get in there to see him, I would. But, I can’t. I’m stuck here... but that’s a story for another time. If you do happen to see him, tell him to come here. He knows I died, but he doesn’t know what happened to me or his father.”

Everfrost was about to ask why Mildred didn’t write her son a letter, but thought better of it. She didn’t want to cause offense if ghosts were unable to hold a quill. And, as far as she knew, the woman and her son could be illiterate. Just because she’d been lucky enough to be taught to read and write, it didn’t mean everyone had been.

Very well. If I find someone called Angus Rutland, I’ll pass your message on. Is there anything else you want me to say to him?”

No, that will be enough. The news I have for him is not good. Not good at all. I’d rather be there when he received it,” Mildred replied. “He doesn’t even know I’m out here, so I imagine that’s going to come as quite the shock.”

Next to Everfrost, Hero gave a loud snort.

I think he’s eager to get going,” Everfrost said, nodding towards the dire-hog.

I can’t blame him. This is no place for those such as yourselves. I know you think yourself a monster slayer, but I imagine you’d want a rest after your journey. The Woods of Waiting won’t let you rest; the place is crammed full of monsters.”

Half a dozen shadows lurking in Everfrost’s vision and the pulsing blue light of Absolution, her sword, told her that much already. “I can tell,” she said, holding up the weapon as if that explained everything. “It glows and my Shadowsight kicks in when monsters are close.”

Shadowsight?”

That’s just what I call it...” Everfrost replied, feeling slightly embarrassed. She’d said her made-up name for it out loud a couple of times, but she’d only been in the company of Hero. Dire-hogs couldn’t scoff at made-up words and, even if they could, it wouldn’t be in Hero’s nature to do so.

It sounds like magic to me,” Mildred replied. “You would be wise to keep that a secret while you’re here.”

Why’s that?” Everfrost asked. She was proud of her newly found abilities and the last thing she wanted to do was shy away from using them. They’d served her well already, and she imagined they’d come in handy when searching for her biological father. Especially if he was as bad as Lucien, her father in every way except blood, had led her to believe.

Before Mildred could give an answer, a twig snapped close by. Everfrost, Hero and Mildred all directed their attention to the place the sound had come from. There was no-one there. Not even a shadow.

That bloody guard...” Mildred muttered, and Everfrost turned back to where she’d left the guard sleeping. He was gone. Her Shadowsight was good at picking up monsters, but useless when it came to humans.

So, he’s awake,” Everfrost said. “How bad can that be?”

Devastating if he saw your sword or heard our conversation,” Mildred replied. “They banned magic in Red Fern for all but the Queen herself and those in her direct employ. If that guard rouses the guards at the wall, you’re buggered.”

But, I didn’t know the rule,” Everfrost said, hating the whine in her voice. “I’ve met Knights of the Green Fire from Red Fern and they never mentioned a thing about this... and one of them knew about my powers... well, some of them. He knew about the sword, at least.”

Mildred raised an eyebrow. “Hmmm... maybe they didn’t think you’d be coming here... or maybe it slipped their minds. As Knights of the Green Fire, they’ve got fancy licences and can use magic for just about anything.” The ghost’s words made sense, but Everfrost didn’t think she looked convinced.

Do you think they could have kept it from me intentionally?” The thought made Everfrost feel uncomfortable, like she’d wandered into a trap that had been set just for her. ‘I’m such an idiot,’ she thought.

I wouldn’t know, dear,” Mildred replied. “But I do know it won’t be long before that guard returns with back up. If you’re heading into Red Fern, I’d find a way in now. There are plenty of holes in the walls if you look hard enough.”

Everfrost nodded. “Thank you.”

It might be worth changing your appearance too. You’re pretty easy to spot as you are... especially with your companion there.”

Hero grunted at that and Everfrost couldn’t tell if it was a happy grunt because he’d been mentioned or an annoyed grunt because it sounded like he’d have to hide away somewhere. Not that Hero was against hiding; that animal was damned good at avoiding danger when he wanted to be.

Don’t worry,” Mildred said, noticing Everfrost’s concern. “They’re not all monsters in there. Someone will help you. Kindness is pretty common. Just stay away from the Queen and those close to her and you’ll be fine.”

Thanks, any thoughts on where I should head first?” Everfrost asked.

Mildred checked over her shoulder before answering. Once she was sure the guard wasn’t returning just yet, she spoke in a low whisper. “I haven’t been inside for many years, but I do know of one kind heart. His name is Franklin… Franklin the Unclaimed… and you’ll find him at Ickne Noir’s Home for Lost Children. It’s in Duskwell Town. Well, they call it a town… it’s little more than a few streets, really. The city is full of little places like that. Places trying to rise above their station. Anyway, I’m sure you’ll be able to find someone to direct you... or just follow your nose to the farm that’s close by. If it’s anything like it used to be, those pigs stink like a daemon’s toilet...” The ghost looked towards the dire-hog and then added, “no offense.”

Thank you,” Everfrost replied.

You’re very welcome, young lady. Remember, Red Fern’s a dangerous place. Whatever happens while you’re in there, please don’t let the darkness in. There’s too much good in you. Now, please, go. That guard may have been sleeping when you arrived, but they’re not usually that inept. There will be hordes of them in these woods before you know it.”

Sparing a split second to nod her understanding, Everfrost and Hero raced away, aiming for the wall, but far away from the gate. As they ran, they heard the fast footsteps and eager yells of those keen to catch them. Everfrost had no worries about letting the darkness in. She’d never let it get close enough; her moral compass had always guided her well.





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Author Bio & Information:


Lou is an author. And a weirdo. She’s sorta part Deadite and part Hobbit. Sometimes she feels like she’s four goblins in a trench-coat masquerading as a human.

Up until recently, Lou Yardley has lurked mainly in the horror realms, but now she’s taking her first gore-coated steps into the world of dark fantasy. Rather than just write one fantasy book, she’s creating a whole world… and a dragon’s horde’s worth of books.

Banished” was released in 2020 and was her first adventure in the monstrous world of Venari. In 2021, it was joined by “Creep” (a novella) and “Everfrost” (a werewolf flavoured novel). 2023 has seen the start of two new Venari series called "The Volkdrow Chronicles" and "Glintsprock's Quest".

Now that those are out in the wild, Lou is busy typing away at new Venari stories. We can’t share too much about them yet, but we can promise they will be filled with monsters, magic, and mayhem.

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About the publisher (The Goblin Storybook):



Run by a small group of goblins, The Goblin Storybook is the publisher responsible for releasing Lou Yardley's Venari books into the wild.

Before each book is released, the goblins will meticulously read it through and add in typos. As far as goblins are concerned, a book without typos is like a meal without mashed brains. It's just not right.

Once the typos are added, the goblins lovingly lick each word. They haven't shared their reasoning for this. To be honest, I think they just enjoy it. Everyone needs a hobby, right?

Books from The Goblin Storybook are available from a variety of retailers (with many of them unaware that they are stocking books coated in goblin saliva) and some stories are/will be exclusive to Lou Yardley's Ko-Fi page.


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